another device for time wasting.
damn you kljestan.

in any case, tonight. 2am eastern. USA HD. us versus nigeria. gotta steal a point to advance to the quarter finals. i will be watching and cheering. fuck. yea.

damn you kljestan.

in any case, tonight. 2am eastern. USA HD. us versus nigeria. gotta steal a point to advance to the quarter finals. i will be watching and cheering. fuck. yea.

i return.

i’ve been absent for a few days. i promise i’m back now.

Joe the Trader's shop.

tumblangeles:

And here’s a question, why do all Trader Joe’s parking lots suck ass?

i think the one in hollywood is navigable.

i chuckled.

Patricia Piccinini’s “The Young Family,” her interpretation of how a human/animal hybrid would appear.

Patricia Piccinini’s “The Young Family,” her interpretation of how a human/animal hybrid would appear.

awesome oppossum

steve spielberg is gonna direct tintin. fuck yea.

No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
-via gawker

No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.

-via gawker